Our country tis of thee, sweet land of Efficiency.

What do cops do all day? They drive around.

Why not have them pick up trash while they drive around? Why not have them deliver pizzas, or flowers? Wouldn't that restore their reputation as serving and protecting. It would also get rid of some traffic caused by having seperate people deliver flowers/the law/pizzas.

Why not have trash men deliver the mail on the days that they pick up trash? They're stopping at my house anyway! Why not have mail men or cops pick up trash as they go? It would certainly keep our disgusting-litter ridden cities cleaner.