Jesus and a Godly Washing Machine

P1) Jesus was half man, half god.
P2) Men, by nature, are self-conscious, at least at some point in their life
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C1) Jesus was self conscious everynow and again.
C2) Therefore Jesus did not believe in God
C3) Therefore Jesus was atheist.

Wow, a 2 premise, 3 conclusion argument.


If you are like me then you are absolutely irritated by redunancies. Take for instance doing the laundry. Every time you do the laundry you have to pour detergent into the machine. Its messy, and for pansies like me, its heavy.

Why don't they just have a place where you pour detergent once a month or whenever that allows the detergent to be automatically dispensed based on the size of the load?